I’m such a little fucking shit.. I hate myself.. My life is just one huge EPIC fail.. I have no one and nothing. I just wish there was a way for me to explain to others w/o sounding like an asshole..
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great